The Kentucky Derby Trip is Decadent and Depraved
Sherman Ave countercultural correspondent Evander Jones recounts last year’s drunken, debauched scene at the infield of Churchill Downs. I GOT OFF the charter bus around midnight and no one spoke as I...
View ArticleBartistics: Quantifying the Best Northwestern Bars
Sherman Ave editor Evander Jones teamed up with food blog What I’m Eating for Lunch’s curator Jameson Bulwinkle to provide a comprehensive statistical analysis—or bartistical analysis, if you will—of...
View Article#GetFuckedSyracuse
Dear Syracuse, Back so soon? Funny, I could have sworn it was just last year that Fitz and the Wildcats came into the Carrier Dome and fucked you silly. I guess there must have been something magical...
View ArticleThe Twelve Worst Things People Say to Northwestern Students
1. “What’s it like going to school in Boston?” It’s Northwestern, not that other school in Boston. You know, “Chicago’s Big Ten Team?” 2. “How many times have you been to the NCAA tournament?” Who’s...
View ArticlePoint/Counterpoint: Will Northwestern make the Rose Bowl?
POINT by Evander Jones As much as it pains me to say it, I don’t think that the good old Cardiac ‘Cats have a Nebraskan hail mary’s chance of making The Grandaddady of Them All. Unfortunately, there...
View ArticleThe NU Moped: An Unlikely Steed with an Unlikely Steez
I had a friend in high school whose dad owned a moped. It had an aqua blue finish with honey brown leather on the seats that begged you to climb up and take it for a spin. It didn’t see much use, which...
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